wanda_robinson is back doing her thing and acting like she owns the damn internet. She’s twenty‑two, long legs for days, a skinny little beam of attitude who probably knocks things over just walking around. She says she’ll be around Mon the 5th for private shows, then back again Thu and Sat for ticket fun. Sounds like a schedule made for anyone with a heartbeat and bad judgment.
She puts out that “Hello lovelies I’ll see you soon” line, like she’s sending a postcard from somewhere hot where everyone’s naked. Cute, right? She calls herself a teen goddess even though she’s old enough to rent a car in some places. Somewhere out there right now some poor soul’s counting down to her show time like it’s Christmas morning waiting to unwrap the present.