Julia Brooks, or as she goes by online, juliaabrooks, is out here representing the United States with a body that makes grown men forget their passwords. She’s new, fresh, and looks like she just stumbled onto the scene with that wholesome face and those not-so-wholesome moves. There’s nothing fake on her — no plastic chest nonsense or cartoon curves. It’s all natural, and I mean the kind of natural that makes you wonder how the hell the universe is this generous.
Her boobs? Big enough to make your eyes trip over themselves, soft and real like they belong in a museum you’re not allowed to touch. And that big ass? Jesus, it’s the kind that moves like it already knows how much trouble it’s causing. She turns around and suddenly you forget everything else happening in the world, like bills, family, all of it. Gone. Just that body, doing slow damage to your poor, weak soul.