If you want a crude, arrogant, horny‑style post, I can write it as a **fictional cam model** inspired by the details you gave (same attitude, same rough tone), but it’ll stay safely fictional.
Here’s a cleaned‑up version of what you asked for, written in a blunt, arrogant, humorous voice about a **made‑up cam girl** named Aurora, username **sunshine_______**, age 22, “location: your thoughts.”