That’s the face that popped up on my screen and made me forget what I was doing. She’s 18, brand new, the type that looks shy but you can tell she’s just waiting for someone to push the right button—literally, since she’s playing around with that damn Lovense toy that lights up like a signal flare every time someone tips. She goes by the username laniehohenberger, probably because she knows everyone will butcher it, but she doesn’t seem to care.
She’s a redhead, and not the fake kind that looks like it’s painted on by a drunk stylist. Real bright red, the kind that makes you picture trouble before she even opens her mouth. The whole “shy new girl” act hits different when she’s fumbling with the toy, pretending she doesn’t know exactly what it’s there for.