Lauren Phillips, username laurenphillips, is a tall thick redheaded freak show out of The Land o Misfits. She’s 37 and looks like she’s perfected the art of keeping perverted assholes like me glued to a screen. When she’s live, it’s like walking into a porn carnival, except the cotton candy is her tits bouncing around and the rides are her nasty little toys getting shoved places you pay good money to watch.
This bitch doesn’t need fancy-ass tags to tell you what she’s about, because her body speaks like a church sermon for horndogs. She’s got that cougar energy—like she knows damn well she’s older than half the cam girls out there, and doesn’t give a shit because she can out-slut them any day of the week. And honestly, those freckles and that goofy smile make it worse for me, because it’s like she’s your neighbor’s mom who decided to start paying bills by spreading her legs online.