She goes by _taylor_swift and no, she’s not singing sad breakup songs. She’s 24, sitting there blonde as hell, looking like every guy’s excuse for losing focus at work. Her location? Ur pants. Which tells you everything—she’s either a comedian, a genius, or just horny enough to know exactly what the hell she’s doing.
She can dance her ass off and somehow still make it look like she’s doing you a favor. Nothing fake about it either—her body’s natural. No cartoon tits, just the kind of curves that make you stare and think about bad decisions you’d 100% make anyway.