Emma Bloom, going by the username bloomyogi, is that 29 year old Canadian tease who plays it off like she’s in your dreams but really she’s sitting up in Canada making dudes from everywhere lose their damn minds. Her room subject isn’t some poetic shit either, it’s basically “come watch me, drool, jerk, and maybe beg.” She loves to act like she’s innocent with the whole sweet dreams line, but let’s be real, she’s serving up way dirtier than dreams.
She’s got that yoga bendy vibe, makes sense with that username, twisting around like some kind of horny circus act. You can tell she’s the kind who laughs when you tip small because she knows you’ll be back with your wallet crying for mercy. The smile is killer, but the way she stares into the camera — it’s like she’s telling you she owns your brain now.