Valeri, better known as crazybabyyy, is from Ukraine, 28 years old, and clearly knows how to turn heads harder than a car crash in the middle of rush hour. She’s not the shy type. She’s got bigboobs that could probably suffocate a grown man in the best possible way, and a bigass that looks like it was custom built for bouncing in front of a webcam. If you’re into squirt fountains, this girl doesn’t just drizzle, she floods the damn stage like your laptop’s about to short out.
She’s setting up this Cooking Show with Ksu on September 11, and let’s be honest, nobody’s tuning in for the food. If her tits end up in a mixing bowl, the recipe won’t matter. She could burn pasta and people would still tip like they just witnessed fine art. She brings the kind of unapologetic raw energy that screams, “stop pretending you care about my location info, you’re here to watch me get filthy.”